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What If Somebody You Know Steals Your Identity? ∞ Get Rich Slowly

What If Somebody You Know Steals Your Identity? ∞ Get Rich Slowly
This is just a tragic story, and such an interesting subject. In reading it I got to thinking about my conflicting impulses when I consider “what if?” and it made me wonder why I had some of the more sympathetic reactions.
After all, if a [...]

No, not so much “more help”

C:\Documents and Settings\Don>net use v: \\192.168.1.250\movies /persistent:yes /user:don /savecred
A command was used with conflicting switches.
More help is available by typing NET HELPMSG 3510.
C:\Documents and Settings\Don>net helpmsg 3510
A command was used with conflicting switches.
C:\Documents and Settings\Don>
Um… where is that MORE help? How about “The same exact help is available by typing…” or “the computer version of [...]

That about summarized my opinion of the song

Jason called this a testament to “hand sphincter control” and I don’t know how better to describe it.

Average rap

I can’t afford a car, I use public transportation
I don’t mind, I read till I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save, that shit is off the hook!
I’m just an average everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs I wait in LINE, motherfucker!

So wonderfully wrong

Retardid Policeman!

Poor Jimmy

If he was ashamed to have committed adultery in his heart what might this do to him?

Clap your hands for Tinkerbell!

I heart Maureen Johnson
“I remember in high school when people would say things like, “Believe in yourself!” And I would think, “I believe I would like to stab you in the eye with my pen, Captain Platitudes.””

Wikihistory

How much better can it get? A free bit of excellent science fiction writing that covers time travel with humor and takes a swipe at Wikipedia and forum lawyering?
Abyss & Apex : Fourth Quarter 2007: Wikihistory
At 02:29:17, SilverFox316 wrote:
All right; that’s it. Having just returned from 1907 Vienna where I secured the expulsion of Hitler [...]

Spam is so odd

I really should not be so philosophical about spam, considering how much time I spend fighting it. Maybe it’s a correlary of the “if you spend too long fighting monsters you become a monster yourself” concept. I’m not going to start sending it but sometimes it seems more like an amusing sparring partner than an [...]