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Looks like the War on Christmas is heating up.

Look out, baby jesus!

Good ol’ Santa, keeping the kids and the baby jesus statue safe. Thank goodness he’s got his constitutionally protected firearm so he can do it!

I do wonder, however, if this is the next iteration past “bringing a knife to a gunfight.” After all, dude’s got a bomb. Is shooting him so he drops it in front of you really the most effective strategy?